Scammed by Scarlett

So for the first time in my life I walked out of a cinema before the end of a movie.
As in I even tried and watched for 1 hour, by the time my friends and I got up to leave, 98% of the people in the hall had walked out.

This is how I was scammed by Scarlett. Usually when I go to the cinema, I already have a movie in my head or I make sure to read the brochure provided before choosing a movie. But on this date, the excitement of seeing my friends Sandra and particularly  Laura after a long time did not allow me follow my usual routine. So while glancing through the brochure, we came across Scarlett's face and decided her movie will be a good watch.

We should have suspected the scam the moment we got into the cinema hall minutes after scheduled start time and the movie had still not started.

30 minutes into the movie, we had no idea what was going on, as in I can count the numbers of words Scarlett said in that movie. At some point, Laura asked me what was going on and I replied, "you no see say he enter water". The lady besides me burst laughter.

The longest dialogue in the movie was the one between Scarlett and the  man who has facial neurofibromatosis disfigurement.

One message I could pick from the movie is that na woman go kill some men. 
The visuals are good and Scarlett is one beautiful woman, you also get to see a naked Scarlett that is if it is not her body double that was used sha. 

The movie was just too weird and instead of getting under my skin left me confused. I wished I could go back to collect my money. I swear that is 1 hour of my life that I cannot take back gone.

I did not get it at all , reading up the synopsis online after, I got the plot but while watching you have no idea what is going on. This is definitely not a movie worth cinema time.

This is so the last time I shall be scammed by Scarlett.
Ramadan Kareem to all Muslim faithfuls around the world


Molara Brown


  1. Loool pele. Your title sounded like a story so I was thinking you wrote fiction. Sigh

    Ramadan Kareem *hugs*

  2. LOL! I haven't even heard of the movie but I'm sure not going to try seeing it after this.

  3. Haha! film sounds awful. Reminds me of 'Tree of Life' starring Brad Pitt...pointless movie!

  4. Aww, I haven't heard of it either but I def won't be going anywhere near it if I see it now.

  5. Lol. Eyaaah!! Sorry! I haven't heard of the movie.

  6. ahahahahhaa....just like the title got under your skin! ...I also read reviews and ratings before watching any movie even in netflix and y-tube!